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roily_rogue ([personal profile] roily_rogue) wrote2010-08-22 06:47 pm

DIE

YOUR TIME HAS COME TO AN END, YOU PESTILENTS AND PARASITES. I HAVE A SHOVEL AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. I'LL DIG YOU UP AND BREAK YOU AND LEAVE YOU TO SHRIVEL UP ON THE PAVEMENT AND THEN I WILL SPIT ON YOU AND (if I can manage without being seen) DEFECATE ON YOUR CORPSES AND THEN CHOP YOU AND YOU WILL BURN. CURRENT SCORE IN THE BATTLE OF ANNA VS BLACKBERRY VINES IS 5 MILLION VS ZERO! Suckers.

But thanks for the berries. We will eat them with cream.
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[personal profile] mumblemutter 2010-08-23 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I feel that way about the insects in my piggies' cage. Of course, they don't give berries. Sad. Would that they did.
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[personal profile] mumblemutter 2010-08-23 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Urgh, it's all my fault. Once we had an infestation of insects that showed up in the hay that we bought? And spent ages just trying to figure out how to kill them. They are tiny and robust though, but don't show up so long as I clean the cage every week and spot-clean every day. I've been sick the past three weeks though, and if I don't do it no-one does, so boom. Insects. I've not had them for more than a year, so it's really irritating to have them back again.