MESSAGE TO SELF (ALL-CAPS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL AND NECESSARY) :

WRITE, WOMAN! WRITE! POLISH THAT THING UP UNTIL IT FLOWS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL, SUN-DAPPLED STREAM OF LIFE-GIVING PROSE!





Message not to self:

I have today off, y'all. It will be spent right here, in a haze of caffeine-induced creativity. 

Also, I bought a watch at work yesterday for $4. A co-worker deemed it "badass". It is.