This is Markus. Say hi to Markus!



Markus is quite the prodigy. He's an excellent singer, a master lap manipulator and the reigning household champion of....



relaxation.



Markus has this relaxing thing DOWN. Me, I lie awake at night, tossing and turning at 5AM, running a thought through my head like a mantra:

What would Markus do?


Behold the Master.
Markus will sleep ANYWHERE.



ANYWHERE.



And he does so with poise.





A certain grace.



He'll sleep to the left.



He'll sleep to the right.



He'll sleep next to the fertilizer you just brought home.



Though he does prefer laps (and will patiently explore alternate routes to it if you deny him access).




He enjoys the occasional pillow.




Sometimes, he even manages to play in his sleep!



...though not for very long.



Now, here is Markus' buddy Busy. Say hi to Busy!

Busy is alert!



Ready for anything! With reflexes like a...like a cat. Just drop a pillow next to him and watch him fly.



Kindly give him fair warning if you're going to reach for the remote, or his tail will foof to three times its size.



Busy loves to explore and there is not a box in the house he has not tried out. (He was particularly happy with this one - just his size!)



So what happens when this unstoppable force meets the immovable object?



Well...



...hello? Unstoppable force?





I guess it figures.





Zzzzzzzzzz.
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