SO I TELL MYSELF:

[roily_rogue]

"Hon, this is not a BOOK you're writing. You are going overboard. It's just a fic. It will not nudge the universe in any direction. It is not going to be perfect and there is no need for all this micromanaging. Just get it DONE and post it and move on with your life."

And then I'm like "But. I mean. Syntax! Logic! Spelling! Characterization! *wrings hands* "

I'm going to need a beta sometime soon. Uhm. Any spontaneous volunteers?