Amazing.

[roily_rogue]

Today, yet AGAIN, lady of unknown age and origin sat down on one of our toilets at work, did her stuff, then went "Hmm. So what NOW? I've got all this used paper...what's this lever? I better not push it. Ooooo, a BIN. Thank heavens. *crams* "

On the other toilet, someone had managed to crap on the underside of the seat, leaving everything else pristine. The talent!

I must now go to bed.